MEET THE CANDIDATE
Surprisingly well reviewed.
Equally comfortable planning the weekend or seeing where it goes. Usually found somewhere between a home project, a golf course, a paddleboard, a Flames game, a new restaurant, or a karaoke mic. Brings quick humour, an easygoing nature, and a willingness to be open even when he doesn’t have all the right words yet.
🏠 Current Project: Home Renovations
🍷 Ideal Night In: Cocktails, Reality TV &
Board Games
🎤 Social Setting: Karaoke or Game Night
🥎 Rec-League Mode: Softball
COMPATIBILITY CHECK
Question 1 of 5
Wine or Cocktails?
ERIK SPECIFICATIONS
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN
Canada
OPERATING SYSTEM
ErikOS 28.8
GOLF HANDICAP
14 and Improving
RESTAURANT SELECTION
Usually Excellent
TEXTS BACK
Within Reason
CAN ASSEMBLE IKEA FURNITURE
With Only One Screw Left Over
AIRPORT DAD ENERGY
Medium
Karaoke Confidence
Higher Than the Skill Level
WHAT’S INCLUDED
✓ Plans dates
✓ Sends memes
✓ Remembers little details
✓ Excellent travel companion
✓ Will stop for ice cream
✓ Doesn’t make you decide where to eat
✓ Actually asks follow-up questions
✓ Can handle the banter and real conversations
★★★★★ “I offered him one fry. He took exactly one. Green flag.”
★★★★★ “Would absolutely lose at mini golf with him again.”
★★★★★ “He made me laugh so hard I forgot I was trying to impress him.”
★★★★★ “His restaurant recommendation was suspiciously perfect.”
*Reviews Gathered from friends, family, and other statistically unrealiable sources.
Dating Evaluation FAQ
Frequently audited details, answered with full transparency.
Bug reports
Bug #023
May accidentally suggest road trips.
Status: Open
Bug #051
Believes “one more episode” means three.
Status: Known Issue
Bug #078
Cannot walk past dogs without saying hello.
Status: Will Not Fix
Version 29.0 - Release Date October 2026
Release notes
• Improved home-renovation patience
• Expanded restaurant recommendations
• Reduced unnecessary overthinking
• More comfortable with honest conversations
• Added new hobbies, activities and questionable karaoke choices
Choose Our First Date
Purely for research purposes, obviously.
Dating Evaluation Report
Proceed with a first date. Further testing should involve good food, easy conversation, and a second location if things are going well.